watch out this dirty little jhonny.....

[virtualzin]

Class quiz

A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz
"behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is
it?" she asked.



"An apple" replied little Raymond.



"No," said the teacher ."it's a tomato but it shows your thinking."



"I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An
apple," replied little Ian.



"No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking."



Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something
under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end."



"Dirty little boy," said the teacher



"No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered.

 

[virtualzin]

Turnip

A school teacher asks her class, "What vegetable makes your eyes water?"



Little Johnny replies, "A turnip, miss."



"No Johnny," says the teacher, "I believe you are thinking of an onion,
aren't you?"



"No miss," says Little Johnny, "have you never been hit in the balls with
a turnip?"

 

[crazy_m]

 

[maleemsg]

 

[virtualzin]

I'm coming

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and

she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of

your body goes first?"



Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."



Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"



Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in

front of you and God just takes your hands first."



"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.



Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your

legs."



The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.



"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"



Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the

other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,
"Oh God,I'm coming!"



If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."



The nun fainted.

 

[fazaal24]

hehe

 

[DANEWMEN]

tks

 

[Dath]

Nyc.

 

[northtech]

jhonny..... jhonny..... jhonny.....
thamayi jhonny..... !!!

 

[Aphoo]

 

[virtualzin]

Fred & Mary
Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to
mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has
his breakfast.



As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred
and Mary are up yet.



She replies, "No".



Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"



His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school."



Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"



She replies, "No."



Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"



His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to
school."



After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"



His mom says, "No."



Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"



His mom replies, "OK! What do you think?"



He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for Vaseline and I think I gave
him my airplane glue."

 

[gterral]

johny is the man

I like the them. really funny.

 

[pink_lime1]

umm eww but they are funny

 

[KishanW]

jhonny..... jhonny..... jhonny.....
thamayi jhonny..... !!!

 

[CoolCartoon]

lol........

 

[Ranhiru]

da 3rd joke wz maxxxxa!

 

[odda]

Maxxa yay Jonny Ela Pora. hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

 

[virtualzin]

Little Jonny & Susie

Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that
they were in love.



One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to
Susie's father to ask him for her hand.



Johnny bravely walked up to him and said "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in
love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."



Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Johnny,
you are only 10. Where will you two live?"



Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied "In Susie's
room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."



Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll
need to support Susie."



Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance... Susie makes 5 bucks a
week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and
that'll do us just fine."



By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Johnny had put so much
thought into this. So, he thought for a moment trying to come up with
something that Johnny wouldn't have an answer for.



After a second, Mr. Smith said, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got
everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What
will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"



Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so
far...."

 

[madusha.ac]

patta thanx

 

[vera]

ela ela