Water vs Wine

mbj

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    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.





    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.



    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.





    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
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    tharinda07

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    mbj said:
    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.





    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.



    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.





    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.




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    Eclipse

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    mbj said:
    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.





    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.



    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.





    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. :D :D :D :D :D :D

    haha so v have 2 drink wine ol day!!:P