[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
[/FONT]Put up your smelly feet on top of the front seat
Stretch often like you do in the morning
Stand up to go pee, @ the climax of the movie
Sneeze/cough often
kick the front seat while laughing!!
Light up your phone
Start telling your friend next seat what's going to happen next
SMOKE!!!
Burp................
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[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.[/FONT]
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[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Clap when the good guy gets killed.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking[/FONT]
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[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending[/FONT]
[/FONT]Put up your smelly feet on top of the front seat
Stretch often like you do in the morning
Stand up to go pee, @ the climax of the movie
Sneeze/cough often
kick the front seat while laughing!!
Light up your phone
Start telling your friend next seat what's going to happen next
SMOKE!!!
Burp................
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Clap when the good guy gets killed.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking[/FONT]
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[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending[/FONT]
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thnx broo...............
