Ways To Annoy People!!
*Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
*Ask people what gender they are.
*Practice making fax and modem noises.
*Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in
*public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
*If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
*Speak only in a "robot" voice.
*Blow your nose when some one is eating.
*Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and
*announce that this is so no one will "eat away your food " !
*Name your dog "Dog."
*Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your
*neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
*Highlight irrelevant information in documents and "cc:" them
to your boss.
*Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell
the neighbors you are a "spider person."
*Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
*Drum on every available surface.
*Staple papers in the middle of the page.
*Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
*Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
dont use any punctuation either
*Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
*Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic
picture."
*Make appointments for the 31st of September.
*Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
Does this really work Guys??
