I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new
dentist. I noticed his MDS diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the
same name had been in my high school class nearly 40 years ago. Could
he be The same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This
balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too oldTo
have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan
Park High School. "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with
pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1968. Why do
you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me
closely.
Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled, bald, fat, grey, decrepit
son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
dentist. I noticed his MDS diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the
same name had been in my high school class nearly 40 years ago. Could
he be The same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This
balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too oldTo
have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan
Park High School. "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with
pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1968. Why do
you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me
closely.
Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled, bald, fat, grey, decrepit
son-of-a-bitch asked, "What did you teach?"
------------------------------------------------------------------
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
