Wedding Investment

anuru_1

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  • Mar 1, 2007
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    I got this from E-mail...... :P:P:P:P


    WEDDING INVESTMENT
    <Average 30 yrs>


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    Rs.2,000,000 Marriage expenses.

    Rs.30,000 Monthly expenditure.

    Rs.3,000 Wife's monthly maintenance.




    RETURNS:
    <SEX>

    :dull:

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    First 5 years Weekly 3 Times.

    Next 5 years Weekly 1 Time.

    Next 10 years Once in 15 days.

    Next 10 years Once in a month.



    :oo:

    :oo:

    :oo:



    TOTAL COST

    1400 times sex in 30 years for an estimated expenditure of a whooping :

    17,840,000.

    +

    Opportunity cost on 2,000,000 :baffled:

    spent on wedding at 7% for 40 years as

    per current Post-tax Fixed Deposit Interest rate =
    LKR 29,848,915.68
    :baffled::baffled:





    TOTAL COST = LKR 47,788,915.68

    Kindly Note:
    A Man spends Rs.34,135 for each time he has Sex with his Wife....!
    !!


    CONCLUSION :

    Outsourcing is cheaper.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:




    Repost nan sorry weva.... :rofl: