Wee Jay Moo - OWC

rochel1977

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  • May 15, 2006
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    Repost nam sorry wenda one. :D :D :D

    W J M Lokubandara, who Sinhalized his initials to match whatever names he has, so now he is Wee Ja Moo Lokubandara.

    He had this program in schools also to doctor initials. Wee Jay Moo, once had visited a school armed with an overhead projector - OHP... etc., dislodged the lady teacher and asked students their names.

    The dialogue went thus:
    Wee Jay Moo: Oyage nama kiyanna.
    Kid: Mama L. B. Ratnayake.
    Wee Jay Moo: Putha L. B. kiyanne mokakda.
    Kid: Loku Banda.
    Wee Jay Moo: Meeta passay oya L.B. Ratnayake nemey, oya Lo-Ba Ratnayake.
    Wee Jay Moo: Putha, kiyanna oyage sampoorna nama.
    Kid: Mage nama Pulasthi Kankanamge Kapila Lucas Fernando
    Wee Jay Moo: Putha, ada indala oyage nama . PuKa KaLu Fernando.
    Another Kid: Sir, mage nama K. N. Abeyratne. K kiyanne 'Kumudu', N kiyanne 'Nuwan.' Kumudu Nuwan Aberatne.
    Wee Jay Moo: Bohoma hondai puta, meeta passay oya KuNu Abeyratne.
    Another student started crying...
    Kid: Sir mage nama Yasitha Kosala Marasinghe. Yaluwo meeta passe mata kiyavi YaKo Marasinghe kiyala.

    Likewise, the whole class described their new names on paper and projected them on screen via the OHP. Suddenly WeeJayMoo remembered the teacher.
    Wee Jay Moo: Aahh, guruthmiyage nama ahanna beriwunaaney.
    Teacher: Mage nama H. K. M. D. Siriyawathie.
    Wee Jay Moo: Nehe, ehema nevey, sampoorna nama kiyanna.
    Teacher : HUnnasgiriya KAnkamam MUdiyanselage DAmayanthi Siriyawathie.

    WeeJayMoo tried out the new contraption on paper first and, to his legal mind, realized in a flash the horror which would have appeared if it was displayed on screen.

    He rudefully conceded: Guruthumige nama parana vidhiyata thiyamu.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: