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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 6006312" data-attributes="member: 242802">An 80-year old woman goes to the doctor. She says, "Doctor, I have thisproblem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The problemis that I keep passing a lot of gas. My farts never smell and are alwayscompletely silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 timessince I've been here in your office and no one knew I was fartingbecause they don't smell and are silent.The doctor says, "I see, take these pills three times a day for sevendays and come back to see me next week."The next week the old woman goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't knowwhat the hell you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent...stink terribly."The doctor says loudly, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses,let's work on your hearing."</blockquote>

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