An 80-year old woman goes to the doctor. She says, "Doctor, I have this
problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The problem
is that I keep passing a lot of gas. My farts never smell and are
always
completely silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times
since I've been here in your office and no one knew I was farting
because they don't smell and are silent.
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills three times a day for seven
days and come back to see me next week."
The next week the old woman goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't
know
what the hell you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent...
stink terribly."
The doctor says loudly, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your
sinuses,
let's work on your hearing."
problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The problem
is that I keep passing a lot of gas. My farts never smell and are
always
completely silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times
since I've been here in your office and no one knew I was farting
because they don't smell and are silent.
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills three times a day for seven
days and come back to see me next week."
The next week the old woman goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't
know
what the hell you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent...
stink terribly."
The doctor says loudly, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your
sinuses,
let's work on your hearing."
