Subject: What is marketing????
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! "
- That's *Direct Marketing" *
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: " He's very rich.
"Marry him." - *That's Advertising" *
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's *Telemarketing *
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the
car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then
say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's
*Public Relations"*
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" -
That's *Brand Recognition"*
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "
That's *Customer Feedback" *
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's *demand and supply gap" *
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him - "That's *competition eating into your market share"
*
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's *restriction for entering new markets. *
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! "
- That's *Direct Marketing" *
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: " He's very rich.
"Marry him." - *That's Advertising" *
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's *Telemarketing *
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the
car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then
say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's
*Public Relations"*
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" -
That's *Brand Recognition"*
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "
That's *Customer Feedback" *
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's *demand and supply gap" *
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him - "That's *competition eating into your market share"
*
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's *restriction for entering new markets. *
