One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
despair, he has his first meeting the devil.
devil: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I`m in hell.
Devil: Hell`s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down
here.
You a drinkin` man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil: Well, you`re gonna love Mondays then.
On Mondays, that`s
all we do is drink... Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet
Tab... We drink till we throw up, and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Devil: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Devil: All right! You`re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the
finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin` lungs out.
If you get cancer, it`s okay... you`re already dead.
Guy: Wow !
Devil: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day.
Craps,blackjack, horse races, you name it.
We even opened up a pai gowpoker table.
Guy: Gosh, I never played pai gow before...
Devil: Well now you can.
You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don`t mean...
Devil: That`s right!...Thursday is drug day.
Help yourself to a
great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You
can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it`s okay...you`re already dead.
Guy: Neat! I never realized that hell was such a swingin` place!
Devil: HEHE ...You gay?
Guy: nervously he says ," Ummm,.. No."
Demon: Oooh,..
Then i hate to tell ya , But you`re really gonna hate Fridays....
despair, he has his first meeting the devil.
devil: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I`m in hell.
Devil: Hell`s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down
here.
You a drinkin` man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil: Well, you`re gonna love Mondays then.
On Mondays, that`s
all we do is drink... Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet
Tab... We drink till we throw up, and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Devil: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Devil: All right! You`re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the
finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin` lungs out.
If you get cancer, it`s okay... you`re already dead.
Guy: Wow !
Devil: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day.
Craps,blackjack, horse races, you name it.
We even opened up a pai gowpoker table.
Guy: Gosh, I never played pai gow before...
Devil: Well now you can.
You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don`t mean...
Devil: That`s right!...Thursday is drug day.
Help yourself to a
great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You
can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it`s okay...you`re already dead.
Guy: Neat! I never realized that hell was such a swingin` place!
Devil: HEHE ...You gay?
Guy: nervously he says ," Ummm,.. No."
Demon: Oooh,..
Then i hate to tell ya , But you`re really gonna hate Fridays....
.... .
