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Message: <blockquote data-quote="djchammi" data-source="post: 5837824" data-attributes="member: 143083">One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting the devil. devil: Why so glum, chum? Guy: What do you think? I`m in hell. Devil: Hell`s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin` man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Devil: Well, you`re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that`s all we do is drink... Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab... We drink till we throw up, and then we drink some more. Guy: Gee, that sounds great. Devil: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it. Devil: All right! You`re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin` lungs out. If you get cancer, it`s okay... you`re already dead. Guy: Wow ! Devil: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do. Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps,blackjack, horse races, you name it. We even opened up a pai gowpoker table. Guy: Gosh, I never played pai gow before... Devil: Well now you can. You like to do drugs? Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don`t mean... Devil: That`s right!...Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it`s okay...you`re already dead. Guy: Neat! I never realized that hell was such a swingin` place! Devil: HEHE ...You gay? Guy: nervously he says ," Ummm,.. No." Demon: Oooh,.. Then i hate to tell ya , But you`re really gonna hate Fridays....</blockquote>

Verification: Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)

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