Where r you going?

[Michael]

1) A cop stops a drunkard and asks him:
cop: Where r you going?
Dru: I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.
cop: At night? And who will give a lecture?
Dru: My wife and mother-in-law!

2) At weddings old aunts used to tease me saying "You are next, you are next."
But they stopped it since I started doing the same to them at funerals...!!

3) girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

4)God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law

5) Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

 

[nEoN_wHitE]

hehee meka sira ekaka.. mara fun.....

At weddings old aunts used to tease me saying "You are next, you are next."
But they stopped it since I started doing the same to them at funerals...!!

 

[Djpata]

Ela Ela ​