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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Michael" data-source="post: 55151" data-attributes="member: 1579"><p><span style="color: Red">1) A cop stops a drunkard and asks him:</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">cop: Where r you going?</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">Dru: I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">cop: At night? And who will give a lecture?</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">Dru: My wife and mother-in-law!</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">2) At weddings old aunts used to tease me saying "You are next, you are next."</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">But they stopped it since I started doing the same to them at funerals...!!</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">3) girl: Will you love me after marriage also?</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">4)God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">5) Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">Wife: When must I give them to him?</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">Doctor: They are for you.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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