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<blockquote data-quote="creativeN" data-source="post: 5539450" data-attributes="member: 224119">&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girl?&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; HARD-DISK Woman:&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; She remembers everything, FOREVER.&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; RAM Woman:&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.0&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; WINDOWS Woman:&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but noone can live&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; without her.&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; EXCEL Woman:&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly useher for your&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; four basic needs.&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; SCREEN SAVER Woman:&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; INTERNET Woman:&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; Difficult to access.&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; SERVER Woman:&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; Always busy when you need her.&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; MULTIMEDIA Woman:&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; She makes horrible things look beautiful.&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; CD-ROM Woman:&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; She is always faster and faster.&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; E-MAIL Woman:&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; VIRUS Woman:&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; Also known as &quot;WIFE&quot;; when you are not expecting her,she&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. Ifyou try to&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; uninstall her! you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall&gt; &gt; &gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; her you will lose everything............</blockquote>

[QUOTE="creativeN, post: 5539450, member: 224119"] > > > Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girl? > > > > > > > > > > > > HARD-DISK Woman: > > > She remembers everything, FOREVER. > > > > > > RAM Woman: > > > She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.0 > > > > > > WINDOWS Woman: > > > Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but noone can live > > > without her. > > > > > > EXCEL Woman: > > > They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly useher for your > > > four basic needs. > > > > > > SCREEN SAVER Woman: > > > She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! > > > > > > INTERNET Woman: > > > Difficult to access. > > > > > > SERVER Woman: > > > Always busy when you need her. > > > > > > MULTIMEDIA Woman: > > > She makes horrible things look beautiful. > > > > > > CD-ROM Woman: > > > She is always faster and faster. > > > > > > E-MAIL Woman: > > > Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. > > > > > > VIRUS Woman: > > > Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her,she > > > comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. Ifyou try to > > > uninstall her! you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall > > > her you will lose everything............ [/QUOTE]

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