Who is God?

[Roxxx]

Who is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

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How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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[whatkindofpussyareyou]

How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!

 

[snoop]

patta..

 

[Roxxx]

thanks....

 

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thawa daapan. bump

 

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[NoughtyLuke]

fatta
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[Roxxx]

thanks machanla

 

[Java00]

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[Roxxx]

hmmm

 

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[Roxxx]

hmm