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<blockquote data-quote="Roxxx" data-source="post: 13222782" data-attributes="member: 197124"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Who is God?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>"Both son. God is both." </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>"Both son, both." </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?" </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>How do you make holy water?</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>Boil the hell out of it!</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Roxxx, post: 13222782, member: 197124"] [FONT="Verdana"][COLOR="Blue"][B]Who is God? A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?" [/B][/COLOR] ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. [B]How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it![/B] ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. [COLOR="Red"][COLOR="DarkRed"][B]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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