A British doctor says:
"In Britain,
medicine is so advanced
that
we cut off a man's liver,
put it in
another man,
and in 6 weeks,
he is looking for a job."..!!!
The German doctor says:
"That's nothing,
in Germany
we took part of a brain,
put it in another man,
and in 4 weeks
he is looking for a job."..!!!
The Russian doctor says:
"Gentlemen,
we took half a heart from a man,
put it
in another's chest,
and in 2 weeks
he is looking
for a job."..!!!
The srilankan doctor laughs:
"You are all behind us.
A few days ago,
we took a man
with no brain,
no heart,
and no liver
and made him
President.
Now,
the whole country is looking
for jobs!!!"
"In Britain,
medicine is so advanced
that
we cut off a man's liver,
put it in
another man,
and in 6 weeks,
he is looking for a job."..!!!
The German doctor says:
"That's nothing,
in Germany
we took part of a brain,
put it in another man,
and in 4 weeks
he is looking for a job."..!!!
The Russian doctor says:
"Gentlemen,
we took half a heart from a man,
put it
in another's chest,
and in 2 weeks
he is looking
for a job."..!!!
The srilankan doctor laughs:
"You are all behind us.
A few days ago,
we took a man
with no brain,
no heart,
and no liver
and made him
President.
Now,
the whole country is looking
for jobs!!!"
