All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain ,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen.'
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen.'
'I should be in charge,' said the blood
, 'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste
away.'
, 'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste
away.'
'I should be in charge,' said the stomach,'
Because I process food and give all of you energy.'
Because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum, 'Because I'm responsible
for waste removal.'
for waste removal.'
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery, and
the blood Was toxic.
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery, and
the blood Was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should
be the boss
be the boss
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work...
The ass hole
is usually in charge
Even though the others do all the work...
The ass hole
is usually in charge
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