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<blockquote data-quote="psyche" data-source="post: 2196400" data-attributes="member: 34955"><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 15px">All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who</span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 15px">was the one in charge.</span></em></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/3695/76410506hn9.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></em></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px">'I should be in charge,'</span> said the brain ,</em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would</em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>happen.'</em></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><img src="http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6819/87759594qi9.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></em></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px">'I should be in charge,'</span> said the blood</em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>, 'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste</em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>away.'</em></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6017/88437269za4.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px">'I should be in charge,'</span> said the stomach,'</em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>Because I process food and give all of you energy.'</em></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7166/96670508hm2.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><em>'I should be in charge,' </em></strong></span><strong><em>said the legs,</em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'</em></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9084/92922215kz8.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px">'I should be in charge,' </span>said the eyes,</em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'</em></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6936/23522824ta7.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 12px">'I should be in charge,' </span></em></strong><strong><em>said the rectum, 'Because I'm responsible</em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>for waste removal.'</em></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>All the other body parts laughed at the rectum</em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. </em></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, </em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>the stomach was bloated, </em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>the legs got wobbly, </em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>the eyes got watery, and </em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>the blood Was toxic. </em></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>They all decided that the rectum should</em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em>be the boss</em></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">The Moral of the story?</span></em></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><em>Even though </em></strong></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><em>the others do all the work...</em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><em>The <span style="color: red">ass hole</span></em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><em>is usually in charge</em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/3552/84798226cs0.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="psyche, post: 2196400, member: 34955"] [CENTER][B][I][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/I][/B] [B][I][SIZE=4]All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who[/SIZE][/I][/B] [B][I][SIZE=4]was the one in charge.[/SIZE][/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][I][SIZE=4][IMG]http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/3695/76410506hn9.gif[/IMG][/SIZE][/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][I][SIZE=3]'I should be in charge,'[/SIZE] said the brain ,[/I][/B] [B][I]'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would[/I][/B] [B][I]happen.'[/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][I][IMG]http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6819/87759594qi9.gif[/IMG][/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][I][SIZE=3]'I should be in charge,'[/SIZE] said the blood[/I][/B] [B][I], 'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste[/I][/B] [B][I]away.'[/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6017/88437269za4.png[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][I][SIZE=3]'I should be in charge,'[/SIZE] said the stomach,'[/I][/B] [B][I]Because I process food and give all of you energy.'[/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7166/96670508hm2.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][B][I]'I should be in charge,' [/I][/B][/SIZE][B][I]said the legs,[/I][/B] [B][I]'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'[/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9084/92922215kz8.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][I][SIZE=3]'I should be in charge,' [/SIZE]said the eyes,[/I][/B] [B][I]'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'[/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6936/23522824ta7.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][I][SIZE=3]'I should be in charge,' [/SIZE][/I][/B][B][I]said the rectum, 'Because I'm responsible[/I][/B] [B][I]for waste removal.'[/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][I]All the other body parts laughed at the rectum[/I][/B] [B][I]And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. [/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][I]Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, [/I][/B] [B][I]the stomach was bloated, [/I][/B] [B][I]the legs got wobbly, [/I][/B] [B][I]the eyes got watery, and [/I][/B] [B][I]the blood Was toxic. [/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][I]They all decided that the rectum should[/I][/B] [B][I]be the boss[/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][I][SIZE=5]The Moral of the story?[/SIZE][/I][/B] [SIZE=3][B][I]Even though [/I][/B][/SIZE][SIZE=3][B][I]the others do all the work...[/I][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [SIZE=3][B][I]The [COLOR=red]ass hole[/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][B][I]is usually in charge[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/3552/84798226cs0.gif[/IMG] :D :rofl: :D :rofl: :D :rofl: :D :rofl: :D :rofl: :D :rofl: :D :rofl: :D :rofl: [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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