An airplane will kill you quick... a woman takes
her time.
Airplane skin doesn't wrinkle as badly.
Airplanes don't take forever to warm up.
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
It's easier to get an airplane trimmed. You can keep an airplane from stalling.
Airplanes can be turned on (and off!!) by a flick
of a switch. You don't always have to be on top to ride an
airplane.
You can easily leave an airplane before sunrise.
Airplanes lose weight faster.
An airplane does not get mad if you "touch and
go".
An airplane's performance is seldon hindered by
weather.
An airplane will not get mad if you ride someone
else's airplane.
You can calculate the peak performance of an
airplane.
An airplane is easy to roll over.
Airplanes don't droop after many years.
An airplane moves when you tell it to.
An airplanes does not object to a preflight
inspection.
You can change the looks of an airplane.
Airplanes come with manuals.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
Airplanes curves never snags.
You can fly an airplane any time of the month.
Airplanes don't have parents.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really
wrong.
You can share your airplane with your friends.
if your airplane makes too much noise, you can buy
a muffer. If your airplanes smokes, you can do something
about it.
Your airplane doesn't care about how many other
airplanes you have. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other
airplanes... or if you
buy
airplane magazines.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works
on your
airplane. If you say bad things to your airplane, you don't
have to say
you're
sorry
before you can fly it again.
Airplanes don't insult you if you are a bad pilot.
Your airplane never wants a night out alone with
other airplanes.
Airplanes don't care if you are late.
It's always OK to tie-down on your airplane.
