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<blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 609089" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">An airplane will kill you quick... a woman takes</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">her time.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplane skin doesn't wrinkle as badly.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplanes don't take forever to warm up.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplanes like to do it inverted.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">It's easier to get an airplane trimmed. You can keep an airplane from stalling.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplanes can be turned on (and off!!) by a flick</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">of a switch. You don't always have to be on top to ride an</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">airplane.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">You can easily leave an airplane before sunrise.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplanes lose weight faster.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">An airplane does not get mad if you "touch and</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">go".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">An airplane's performance is seldon hindered by</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">weather.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">An airplane will not get mad if you ride someone</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">else's airplane.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">You can calculate the peak performance of an</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">airplane.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">An airplane is easy to roll over.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplanes don't droop after many years.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">An airplane moves when you tell it to.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">An airplanes does not object to a preflight</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">inspection.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">You can change the looks of an airplane.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplanes come with manuals.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplanes curves never snags.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">You can fly an airplane any time of the month.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplanes don't have parents.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplanes don't whine unless something is really</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">wrong.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">You can share your airplane with your friends.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">if your airplane makes too much noise, you can buy</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">a muffer. If your airplanes smokes, you can do something</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">about it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Your airplane doesn't care about how many other</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">airplanes you have. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">airplanes... or if you </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">buy</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">airplane magazines.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">on your </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">airplane. If you say bad things to your airplane, you don't</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">have to say </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">you're</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">sorry</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">before you can fly it again.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplanes don't insult you if you are a bad pilot.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Your airplane never wants a night out alone with</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">other airplanes.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">Airplanes don't care if you are late.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red">It's always OK to tie-down on your airplane.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="xcorect, post: 609089, member: 27281"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="Red"] An airplane will kill you quick... a woman takes her time. Airplane skin doesn't wrinkle as badly. Airplanes don't take forever to warm up. Airplanes like to do it inverted. It's easier to get an airplane trimmed. You can keep an airplane from stalling. Airplanes can be turned on (and off!!) by a flick of a switch. You don't always have to be on top to ride an airplane. You can easily leave an airplane before sunrise. Airplanes lose weight faster. An airplane does not get mad if you "touch and go". An airplane's performance is seldon hindered by weather. An airplane will not get mad if you ride someone else's airplane. You can calculate the peak performance of an airplane. An airplane is easy to roll over. Airplanes don't droop after many years. An airplane moves when you tell it to. An airplanes does not object to a preflight inspection. You can change the looks of an airplane. Airplanes come with manuals. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits. Airplanes curves never snags. You can fly an airplane any time of the month. Airplanes don't have parents. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your airplane with your friends. if your airplane makes too much noise, you can buy a muffer. If your airplanes smokes, you can do something about it. Your airplane doesn't care about how many other airplanes you have. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes... or if you buy airplane magazines. You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your airplane. If you say bad things to your airplane, you don't have to say you're sorry before you can fly it again. Airplanes don't insult you if you are a bad pilot. Your airplane never wants a night out alone with other airplanes. Airplanes don't care if you are late. It's always OK to tie-down on your airplane. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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