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<blockquote data-quote="Po Di-Al" data-source="post: 6800507" data-attributes="member: 215798"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /> Add REP+ If u like it <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"> Bush & Obama were sitting in a bar.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">A Guy approaches and inquires: “What are you guys up to?”</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Bush: “We are planning for World War III."</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Guy: “Really, what's going to happen?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Bush: “Well, this time we are going to kill 140 Million people and Angelina Jolie..!"</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Guy: "Angelina jolie? Why, Angelina Jolie?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Bush Turns To Obama and says: “See! I told you, no one would worry about 140 Million people!!!!!!!!!”</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="color: Red">Similar Threads</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> <a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488610" target="_blank">Know your customers </a></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488127" target="_blank">What does marriage mean? (Patta Funny)</a></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=472124" target="_blank">Maara Funny (18+ PLS)</a></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=349657" target="_blank">SINHALA COMPUTER LANGUAGE (FUNNY)</a></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=375604" target="_blank">Waiting Room 18+ (Jokes)</a></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=350285" target="_blank">Man made of Rubber (FUNNY)</a></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=375358" target="_blank">18+ Part1 (Jokes)</a></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=351734" target="_blank">Honourable Man (FUNNY)</a></span></span></strong></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span><span style="color: Red"><em><strong>VERY SORRY IF REPOST !!!</strong></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Po Di-Al, post: 6800507, member: 215798"] [CENTER][COLOR=Red][SIZE=5]:) Add REP+ If u like it :) [/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#333333][FONT=tahoma][COLOR=#333333][FONT=verdana] Bush & Obama were sitting in a bar. A Guy approaches and inquires: “What are you guys up to?” Bush: “We are planning for World War III." Guy: “Really, what's going to happen?" Bush: “Well, this time we are going to kill 140 Million people and Angelina Jolie..!" Guy: "Angelina jolie? Why, Angelina Jolie?" Bush Turns To Obama and says: “See! I told you, no one would worry about 140 Million people!!!!!!!!!” [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff][COLOR=#3333ff][FONT=Lucida Sans][COLOR=Red]Similar Threads [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][SIZE=2][B][FONT=Arial Black][FONT=Arial][B] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488610"]Know your customers [/URL][/B][/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=Black][URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488127"]What does marriage mean? (Patta Funny)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=472124"]Maara Funny (18+ PLS)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=349657"]SINHALA COMPUTER LANGUAGE (FUNNY)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=375604"]Waiting Room 18+ (Jokes)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=350285"]Man made of Rubber (FUNNY)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=375358"]18+ Part1 (Jokes)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=351734"]Honourable Man (FUNNY)[/URL][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=Red][I][B]VERY SORRY IF REPOST !!![/B][/I][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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