* You can enjoy a beer all month long.
* Beer stains wash out.
* Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play.
* If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.
* Beer is never late.
* A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
* A hangover will go away.
* Beer labels come off without a fight.
* When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
* A beer never has a headache.
* A beer will never nag you.
* A beer always goes down easy.
* You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.
* A beer doesn't demand equality.
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