* You can enjoy a beer all month long.
* Beer stains wash out.
* You don't have to wine and dine beer.
* Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play rugby.
* When your beer goes flat, you toss it.
* Beer is never late.
* Hangovers go away.
* A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
* Beer labels come off without a fight.
* When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
* Beer never has a headache.
* After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
* A beer won't get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.
* If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
* You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
* A beer always goes down easy.
* You can share a beer with your friends.
* You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
* A beer is always wet.
* Beer doesn't demand equality.
* You can have a beer in public.
* A beer doesn't care when you come.
* A frigid beer is a good beer.
* You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
I know ladies thruth hurts ...
* Beer stains wash out.
* You don't have to wine and dine beer.
* Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play rugby.
* When your beer goes flat, you toss it.
* Beer is never late.
* Hangovers go away.
* A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
* Beer labels come off without a fight.
* When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
* Beer never has a headache.
* After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
* A beer won't get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.
* If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
* You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
* A beer always goes down easy.
* You can share a beer with your friends.
* You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
* A beer is always wet.
* Beer doesn't demand equality.
* You can have a beer in public.
* A beer doesn't care when you come.
* A frigid beer is a good beer.
* You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
I know ladies thruth hurts ...
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