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<blockquote data-quote="rapa" data-source="post: 766964" data-attributes="member: 212"><p>HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks?</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: Hard disk full.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: Have you brought the saree?</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: Bad command or file name.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning!</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary?</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you!</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: Data type mismatch.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: You are useless!</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: By default.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning?</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: What is my value in your life?</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?!</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: Too many parameters.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: I will leave you forever!</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another user.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: It's worthless talking to you!</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: Shut down the computer.</p><p></p><p>WIFE: I am going!!!</p><p></p><p>HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rapa, post: 766964, member: 212"] HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in. WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks? HUSBAND: Hard disk full. WIFE: Have you brought the saree? HUSBAND: Bad command or file name. WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning! HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel. WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary? HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time. WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied. WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you! HUSBAND: Data type mismatch. WIFE: You are useless! HUSBAND: By default. WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning? HUSBAND: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot. WIFE: What is my value in your life? HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected. WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?! HUSBAND: Too many parameters. WIFE: I will go to my dad's house! HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close. WIFE: I will leave you forever! HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another user. WIFE: It's worthless talking to you! HUSBAND: Shut down the computer. WIFE: I am going!!! HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer. [/QUOTE]
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