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Message: <blockquote data-quote="just" data-source="post: 2008798" data-attributes="member: 61659">Answers given by 6  year old school children to the following questions: Why did God make  mothers? 1. She's the only one  who knows where the sticky tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the  house. 3. To help us out of  there when we were getting born. How did God make  mothers? 1. He used dirt, just  like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super  powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mum   just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.  What ingredients are  mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers  out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of  mean. 2. They had to get  their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.  Why did God give you  your mother and not some other Mum? 1. We're  related. 2. God knew she likes  me a lot more than other people's Mums like me. What kind of little  girl was your Mum? 1. My Mum has always  been my Mum and none of that  other stuff 2. I don't know  because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty  bossy. 3. They say she used  to be nice. What did Mum need to  know about Dad before she married him? 1. His last  name. 2. She had to know his  background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?  3. Does he make at  least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?  Why did your Mum marry  your Dad? 1. My Dad makes the  best spaghetti in the world... And my Mum eats a lot. 2. She got too old to   do anything else with him. 3. My Grandma says  that Mum didn't have her thinking cap on. Who's the boss at your  house? 1.. Mum doesn't want  to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof  ball. 2. Mum. You can tell  by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mum is, but  only because she has a lot more to do than Dad. What's the difference  between Mums & Dads? 1. Mums work at work  and work at home and Dads just go to work at work. 2. Mums know how to  talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller  & stronger, but Mums have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to  ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 4. Mums have magic,  they make you feel better without medicine. What does your Mum do  in her spare time? 1. Mothers don't do  spare time. 2. To hear her tell  it, she pays bills all day long. What would it take  to make your Mum perfect? 1. On the inside she's  already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic  surgery. 2. Diet. You know, her  hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. If you could change  one thing about your Mum, what would it be? 1. She has this weird  thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.  2. I'd make my Mum  smarter.. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.  3. I would like for  her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.  </blockquote>

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