[FONT='Trebuchet MS','sans-serif']Why did the chicken cross the road?[/FONT]
Name
Why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN BOY
To get to the other side.
PLATO
For the greater good.
Aristotle
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
RICHARD M. NIXON
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
BILL GATES
The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.
GEORGE BUSH
We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.
Name
Why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN BOY
To get to the other side.
PLATO
For the greater good.
Aristotle
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
RICHARD M. NIXON
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
BILL GATES
The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.
GEORGE BUSH
We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.
