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Message: <blockquote data-quote="GihanFX" data-source="post: 3987486" data-attributes="member: 69972">Why did the chicken cross the road?  KINDERGARTEN BOY To get to the other side.  PLATO For the greater good.  Aristotle It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.  KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability.  TIMOTHY LEARY Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.  CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.  HIPPOCRATES Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.  MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.  MOSES And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.  RICHARD M. NIXON The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.  MACHIAVELLI The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.  BILL GATES The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.  DARWIN Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.  EINSTEIN Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.  GEORGE BUSH We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations. MAHINDA RAJAPAKSHAChicken is escaping to No Fire Zone, I demand LTTE to alow all the chickens to cross the road and come to the No Frre Zone,RANIL WICKRAMASINGHEChicken is crosing the Road to join UPFA, soon ill take the power and give chains and chewin gum to all the chickensRAVI KARUNANAYAKEChicken is crosing the road to go from madawachi to Kilinochi <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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