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Why do students fail in exams...??????????????????
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<blockquote data-quote="tharuolive" data-source="post: 9519456" data-attributes="member: 317605"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red">It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Typical academic year for a student </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> Days left 313.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"> study. Days left 263.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta">3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Sienna">5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Sienna"> swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo">9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Orange">11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on your B'day??????</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Orange"> Balance = 0 </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: Red">"How can a student pass?????"</span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tharuolive, post: 9519456, member: 317605"] [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="6"][COLOR="DarkRed"]Typical academic year for a student [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Magenta"]3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="SeaGreen"]4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Sienna"]5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Navy"]7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Indigo"]9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Orange"]11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on your B'day?????? Balance = 0 [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]"How can a student pass?????"[/COLOR][/SIZE]:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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