As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,
"Good morning boss".
Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone
had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door
and said
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's
your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard
all day. Let's go."
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
we went out to the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I
said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and
slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by
my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
singing Happy Birthday.
And there I sat...on the couch.......... naked!
"Good morning boss".
Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone
had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door
and said
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's
your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard
all day. Let's go."
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
we went out to the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I
said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and
slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by
my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
singing Happy Birthday.
And there I sat...on the couch.......... naked!
