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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Cool D" data-source="post: 9648885" data-attributes="member: 329006">READ THIS STORY [This is an old one but for        those who haven't seen it before] <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> Last week was my                          birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that                          morning.  I went downstairs for breakfast                            hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,                            'Happy Birthday!',   and possibly                          have a small present for me.   As it turned                          out,   she barely said good morning,                            let alone   ' Happy Birthday.'                            I thought....   Well, that's                          marriage for you,   but the kids....                            They will remember.   My kids came                          bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a                          word..   So when I left for the office,                            I felt pretty low   and somewhat                          despondent.   As I walked into my office,                            my secretary Jane said,   'Good                          Morning Boss,   and by the way   Happy                          Birthday ! '   It felt a little better                            that at least someone had remembered.                            I worked until one o'clock ,   when                          Jane knocked on my door   and said, 'You know,                            It's such a beautiful day outside,                            and it is your Birthday,   what do you say                          we go out to lunch,   just you and me..'                            I said, 'Thanks, Jane,   that's the                          greatest thing   I've heard all day.                            Let's go!'   We went to lunch.                            But we didn't go   where we normally would                          go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro                            with a private table.   We had two martinis                          each   and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.                            On the way back to the office, Jane                          said, 'You know,   It's such a beautiful day...                            We don't need to go straight back to the                          office,   Do We?'            I responded,                            'I guess not.   What do you have in                          mind?'   She said,   'Let's drop by my                          apartment,   it's just around the corner.'                            After arriving at her apartment,                            Jane turned to me and said,                                                      'Boss,                          if you don't mind,   I'm going to step into the                          bedroom   for just a moment.   I'll be                          right back.'   'Ok.' I nervously replied.                                                     She went                          into the bedroom and,   after a couple of                          minutes,   she came out   carrying a                          huge birthday cake... Followed   by                          my wife,   my kids,   and dozens of my                          friends   and co-workers,   all                          singing 'Happy Birthday'.                            And I                          just sat there... On the couch... Naked <img src="http://www.jonathanansellfansonline.com/images/smilies/rofl.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </blockquote>

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