Why Motorcycles are better than women? :D

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• Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.
• You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it.
• Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
• Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.
• Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider.
• You don't have to pay alimony to an ex-motorcycle.
• If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
• If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
• If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
• If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
• Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
• Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
• Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
• Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
• Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
• Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
• Motorcycles don't have parents.
• Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
• You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
• When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
• You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
• You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
• You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
• You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is worn.
• Wearing two fresh rubbers makes riding a bike more enjoyable.
• Motorcycles always sound pleasant.
• Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

 

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[Fernando Torres]

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