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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ColdBreath" data-source="post: 13620775" data-attributes="member: 293962"><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You don't have to pay alimony to an ex-motorcycle.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Motorcycles don't get pregnant.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Motorcycles don't have parents.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is worn.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Wearing two fresh rubbers makes riding a bike more enjoyable.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Motorcycles always sound pleasant.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>

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