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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ahpsampath" data-source="post: 3280581" data-attributes="member: 34213">Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil moviesthat had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physicswere just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such anextent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes..................................1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to thedoctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the fights,our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bulletpasses through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!Long Live Rajanikanth!!! (Rajanikanth is a legendary South Indian Actor)2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and aknife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster?& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middlegangster & the knife kills the middle one.3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has arevolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even inyour remotest imaginations.He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangstershoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver andcatches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.Bang... the gangster dies...This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completelyshaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another moviefor one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory ofphysics.The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in theworld hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know thatthe villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high thatRajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques thatour heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villainbecause it's the climax.(Newton Bhai is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. Hethrows one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above theheight of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.Newton commits suicide...........</blockquote>

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