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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ashanfdo" data-source="post: 64651" data-attributes="member: 2329">Here is the reason.Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had hisheadspinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics werejusta huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent thathewent paranoid. Here are a few scenes1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctorscan't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, ourgreatRajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bulletpassesthrough his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!LongLive Rajanikanth!2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? &shootsthe bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces,which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & theknife kills the middle one.3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.. Rajanikanth has a revolverbut no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotestimaginations.He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catchesthe bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun....Bang.. .the gangster dies...This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken anddecided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one lasttime,and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.Thewhole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn'tchanged. Oops, not so fast!<>The 'climax' finally arrives.Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of avery high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he trieslike one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one guninthe air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, heusesthe second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.Thefirstgun fires off and the villain is dead.Newton CommitsSuicide!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!</blockquote>

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