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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 2763005" data-attributes="member: 8568">Why some men can never fall in love or Never get girl friends.!!!The oft repeated topic. It seems to be a mystery until you really startthinking. One of my personal favorites. Why some men can never fall inlove or never get girl friends. Many of us just keep complaining withoutthinking on what the inherent problem is. Thankfully I did it as a casestudy and found out some important issues which might concur with amajority of ppl who are rocking the same boat as mine.1) You always sit in the last bench with the other class rogues and other studious chaps who feel that its possible to get marks sitting in last row. In case ofworkplace no girls are there in your project and u have like minded people like youas colleagues and wherein your entertainment oscillates between the bars andcinema theaters.2) U obviously can't groove and dance and dance around in a group in a disc by justshaking your head or grooving your hip. Music directors are your favorites.simply rocks and u can't wait for a gaana or a bangra number to crop up. Unf you are too adept at dancing  desi dance not the americanisedwestern hip hop dance.3) U perceive discotheque to be a place where u will have a chance to unleash yourdancing potential and occupy the center stage with 10 other fellow rogues immediately throwing out the babes from the vicinity of the dance floor. This automatically repels the women from you (they consider u as out of civilization, unf we are the only people who can really dance...)4) Your intelligence level mostly can take in just jackie chan,arnold and stalloneflicks. It can take in just action films whose contents can be absorbed. You just can'ttake major english romance films.  romance rocks.   Tom cruise is a dud!!! And invariably .. (Obviously. Its because of jealousy...)5) You obviously don't know how to make use of yahoo messenger and is used toscold your online friends with the best choice of invectives, spread rumours aboutother guyz, and ask them to book the latest movie tickets. You unfortunately dontknow how to flirt using yahoo messenger and are frequently at loss of topics whenyou want to chat with some girl. Whereas u r deluged with strange topics to discusswith your friend with whom you had lost touch for the past decade or so.6) You can't eat spanish, chinese foods.we frankly are clueless as towhat are bella ciao,wang's kitchen and things like that unless we happen to go an atreat organised by the other guyz...<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" />7) You dont see a reason why u have to go to barristas or qwiky's when the localcorner tea tastes like nectar and satisfies you more than a barristas.Lime tea is the best tea to have been invented by an human and you are thankful tothe person for providing it to you.8) Most of the jokes you know are adult jokes which you can discuss only with yourother fellow comrades and which again takes the opportunity from telling a joke tothe girl and impressing her. Besides you seriously tell very good jokes which theblondes can't comprehend or think it is vulgar. You have to tell some absolutelyterrible bores to make them laugh which though you try hard u willnever be able to.9) You seriously can't start a topic with a member of the opposite sex. i have seenguyz chatting with girls purely with emoticons for more than a hour. You can neverdo that. You will have to crack real dumb jokes to start the conversation or falselyextol them. The most important drawback we have is that we can't talk about whatshe had for breakfast. You seriously can't talk about that. I swear I can't tolerate any longer than this...this is not figment of imagination. Ihave seen this...though I agree there may be exceptions...10) U can't sing bryan adams, sting, george michael's song... When they talk aboutlinking park you cannot even imagine who they are and the closest link you canassociate with them is cubbon Park.11) U seriously are clueless as to what rock music are12) All thru college life u belong to this boyz gang and even in your gang nobodyhas a girlfriend so there is absolutely an absence of the inspirational factor.WITH ALL these attributes its difficult for guyz like us to fall in love or find a girl. Butit is not a sin after all. I guess we are not made for it. Let us accept that and beproud of that. We are one among the few in the vanishing tribe and amen to it...We have THE uniqueness that we remain single till we get married and having thattrait is really a virtue and who knows; we might be the elite clique in the future. Soall those of you who feel sad that they dont have Gf's chill!!! We are not made for itand I swear for our characteristics a GF would not have added any value additionand we are better off staying single till 28 or 30</blockquote>

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