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Tony Yayo

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i dint say dat i postd dz b4 him.. i sed ive postd dz thred too.. i reali dnt remem

eya oyage gala? :lol: sure da??? :lol:

apo na prashnayak naa:no::rofl:

if so, you are the one who has reposted. :rofl:

ah prashnayak nathnam hoday;ehema karaganna epa harida. aaye r newey S kiyala daaganna wenne
 

OptiplexFx

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i have lot of time on my hands today....
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
I don't, but guess are some do.. :dull:

Why do banks charge a fee on when they know there is not enough money?
because you'll pay it the next time, so at the end of the day bank will get more money out of you

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Because there is no way to check the star count, and it really doesn't matter much. But wet paint can (especially if you plan to sit or walk over it)

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
It does, a thin layer of glue sticks to the bottle.

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
perhaps because you cant find unsterilized needles? and it is safer for those who handles them.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
No point of asking why a fictional character does anything...

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
No point of asking why a fictional character does anything...

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
At higher altitudes Jet pilots need oxygen. And they also need a sun visor

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
because the word is derived from List Processing, there is an S already in the word List

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Evolution works based on random mutations, it doesn’t mean that apes were transformed into humans, the mutation occurred in only one ape (or a group of apes), but those who didn’t mutate evolved in their own ape way

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
I think they have a color, but the surface of the bubble is so thin you cant see the different color

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
I dont know what this means...

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
I guess only absent minded people do
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
:dull:
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
maybe you dont pull it hard enough the first time??
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
They go in alive and get electrocuted and die...

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, It's all right" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
To be polite ??
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
because you are clumsy ?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Because humans don't like extreme hot nor cold weather
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
because men are more rational :P ?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- [/COLOR]if they're okay, then it's you.

Maybe... :dull:
 

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i have lot of time on my hands today....
I don't, but guess are some do.. :dull:

because you'll pay it the next time, so at the end of the day bank will get more money out of you

Because there is no way to check the star count, and it really doesn't matter much. But wet paint can (especially if you plan to sit or walk over it)


It does, a thin layer of glue sticks to the bottle.


perhaps because you cant find unsterilized needles? and it is safer for those who handles them.


No point of asking why a fictional character does anything...


No point of asking why a fictional character does anything...


At higher altitudes Jet pilots need oxygen. And they also need a sun visor


because the word is derived from List Processing, there is an S already in the word List


Evolution works based on random mutations, it doesn’t mean that apes were transformed into humans, the mutation occurred in only one ape (or a group of apes), but those who didn’t mutate evolved in their own ape way


I think they have a color, but the surface of the bubble is so thin you cant see the different color


I dont know what this means...


I guess only absent minded people do

:dull:

maybe you dont pull it hard enough the first time??

They go in alive and get electrocuted and die...


To be polite ??

because you are clumsy ?


Because humans don't like extreme hot nor cold weather

because men are more rational :P ?

Maybe... :dull:
:lol:
reali nyc n wise set of replies!
 

Zodiac

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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?


    Why do banks charge a fee on "
    insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?


    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?




    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?


    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?


    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?


    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?


    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?


    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?


    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "
    It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"


    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?


    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?


    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.




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    http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp?id=101716
    is last one true? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: