DJ.Parker

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* If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is
supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it
going to be?

* Why is it called building when it is already built?

* If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the
opposite of congress?

* Is it possible to be totally partial?

* If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it
success?

* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?

* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?

* If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific
mean to make terrible?

* Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

* Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion
stars in the universe, you will believe them but if
they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to
touch it to be sure?

* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

* If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil
come from?