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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chathupatiya" data-source="post: 9109990" data-attributes="member: 48903"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><p style="text-align: center">Wife and Girlfriend</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Wife is like a TV,</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">At home u watch TV,</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">No money, u sell the TV,</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Got money u change ur MOBILE.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Sometimes u enjoy TV,</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">TV is free for life,</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">TV has a remote,</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">MOBILE doesn't.</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Last but not least ..</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">TVs don't have viruses,</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">But MOBILEs often do!</p><p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-1008-0522-4313_Cartoon_of_an_Angry_Wife_Trying_to_Murder_Her_Cheating_Husband_with_a_Rolling_Pin_clipart_image.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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