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Message: <blockquote data-quote="choppe" data-source="post: 13632630" data-attributes="member: 59712"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Wife is like a TV</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Girlfriend is like a Mobile.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">At home u watch TV</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">but when u go out u take ur Mobile.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">no money, u keep ur old TV</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">got money, u change ur Mobile.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">sometimes u enjoy TV</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">but most of the time u play with ur Mobile.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">TV is free for life </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">but for the Mobile, if u don't pay, services will be terminated .</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">TV is big and bulky </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Mobile is cute, slim, curvy and very portable .</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">operational costs for TV is minimal </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">but for the Mobile it is often high and demanding .</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">most importantly, Mobile is a two-way communication ( u talk and listen ) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">but with the TV you must only listen ( whether you like it or not ) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">but remember.....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">TV's don't have viruses </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">but Mobiles often do .</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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