Wife is like a TV
Girlfriend is like a Mobile.
At home u watch TV
but when u go out u take ur Mobile.
no money, u keep ur old TV
got money, u change ur Mobile.
sometimes u enjoy TV
but most of the time u play with ur Mobile.
TV is free for life
but for the Mobile, if u don't pay, services will be terminated .
TV is big and bulky
Mobile is cute, slim, curvy and very portable .
operational costs for TV is minimal
but for the Mobile it is often high and demanding .
most importantly, Mobile is a two-way communication ( u talk and listen )
but with the TV you must only listen ( whether you like it or not )
but remember.....
TV's don't have viruses
but Mobiles often do .
Girlfriend is like a Mobile.
At home u watch TV
but when u go out u take ur Mobile.
no money, u keep ur old TV
got money, u change ur Mobile.
sometimes u enjoy TV
but most of the time u play with ur Mobile.
TV is free for life
but for the Mobile, if u don't pay, services will be terminated .
TV is big and bulky
Mobile is cute, slim, curvy and very portable .
operational costs for TV is minimal
but for the Mobile it is often high and demanding .
most importantly, Mobile is a two-way communication ( u talk and listen )
but with the TV you must only listen ( whether you like it or not )
but remember.....
TV's don't have viruses
but Mobiles often do .
