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<blockquote data-quote="ama_li" data-source="post: 398571" data-attributes="member: 15131"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">In the hearing in the court; it was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">So the judge asked "Son would you like to stay with your mummy?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Kid said, "No, mummy beats me." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Kid said, "No, papa beats me." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child...... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with...... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Any guesses????? ??? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Come on I know you can make it...... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Ok here goes the answer. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px">The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px">NEVER BEAT ANYBODY !! </span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ama_li, post: 398571, member: 15131"] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Blue"]There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour. So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship. So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court; it was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son would you like to stay with your mummy?" Kid said, "No, mummy beats me." So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then? Kid said, "No, papa beats me." Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child...... And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with...... Any guesses????? ??? Come on I know you can make it...... Ok here goes the answer. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"]The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they NEVER BEAT ANYBODY !! [/SIZE][/COLOR][SIZE="6"] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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