Women are just big spenders

chip

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  • Jul 25, 2006
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    The workaholic husband was trying to appease his wife, who was infuriated by the little time hes pent at home. " Tell me what you want, honey," he begged. " Nothing's too good for you. How about a new cuisinart?"

    She shook her head.

    " A mink, floor length, this time?"

    Her pout deepend.

    " A two-week Carribean cruise?"

    She shook her head more vehemently.

    " A ski chalet? Or maybe a place in the beach?"

    Still no. " So, what do you want honey?, asked her frustrated mate.

    " A divorce."

    " Gee, I wasn't planning to spend that much," he admitted.
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    HEY, divorce is good. If it weren't for divorce, I won't ever visit those coffee shops with all those sexy divorced waitresses.
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