women without her man........

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An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

 
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod..........
:D:D:D:D
 
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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse calle
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School girl to Teacher:


Schoolgirl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.

Teacher: Why not?

SchoolGirl: because someone told me the final exam would be oral........
 

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MAN MARRIED TRAFIC POLICE OFFICER:

A man married a Lady Traffic Police officer. Friend, How was your first night?

Man, She charged Rs.100 from me for over speeding, rs.200 for wrong side entry, rs.500 for no helmet.