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<blockquote data-quote="pamithK" data-source="post: 1627487" data-attributes="member: 41396"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><u>Prof. Aslambhai Nathu</u></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>(Does not know English), and was a physical trainer See how & what he speaks....</p><p></p><p><strong># Inside the Class :</strong></p><p>* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.</p><p>* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.</p><p>* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.</p><p>* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor</p><p>* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..</p><p>* Both of u three, get out of the class.</p><p>* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today...</p><p>* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....</p><p>* Take 5 cm wire of any length....</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong># About his family :</strong></p><p>----------------</p><p>* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)</p><p>* My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.</p><p></p><p><strong># At the ground :</strong></p><p>-------------</p><p>* All of you, stand in a straight circle.</p><p>* There is no wind in the balloon.</p><p></p><p><strong># To a boy, angrily :</strong></p><p>-----------------</p><p>* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?</p><p></p><p><strong># Giving a punishment :</strong></p><p>-------------------</p><p>* You, rotate the ground four times...</p><p>* You, go and under-stand the tree...</p><p>* You three of you, stand together separately.</p><p>* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)</p><p></p><p><strong># Sir at his best :</strong></p><p>---------------</p><p>Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pamithK, post: 1627487, member: 41396"] [B][SIZE="4"][U]Prof. Aslambhai Nathu[/U][/SIZE][/B] (Does not know English), and was a physical trainer See how & what he speaks.... [B]# Inside the Class :[/B] * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half. * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor * You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class .. * Both of u three, get out of the class. * Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today... * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..... * Take 5 cm wire of any length.... [B] # About his family :[/B] ---------------- * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?) * My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital. [B]# At the ground :[/B] ------------- * All of you, stand in a straight circle. * There is no wind in the balloon. [B]# To a boy, angrily :[/B] ----------------- * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ? [B]# Giving a punishment :[/B] ------------------- * You, rotate the ground four times... * You, go and under-stand the tree... * You three of you, stand together separately. * Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?) [B]# Sir at his best :[/B] --------------- Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre" [/QUOTE]
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