worst english ever!!

pamithK

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  • Jul 21, 2007
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    Prof. Aslambhai Nathu


    (Does not know English), and was a physical trainer See how & what he speaks....

    # Inside the Class :
    * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
    * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
    * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
    * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
    * You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..
    * Both of u three, get out of the class.
    * Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today...
    * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
    * Take 5 cm wire of any length....

    # About his family :

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    * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
    * My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.

    # At the ground :
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    * All of you, stand in a straight circle.
    * There is no wind in the balloon.

    # To a boy, angrily :
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    * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

    # Giving a punishment :
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    * You, rotate the ground four times...
    * You, go and under-stand the tree...
    * You three of you, stand together separately.
    * Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

    # Sir at his best :
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    Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"