Mar 11
Paki Government Identifies Mastermind of Lahore attack on Sri Lankan Cricket Team
News 6 feedbacks »
[TamilNet, Wednesday, 11 March 2009, 13:30 GMT]
The 100% competent Paki Government has come forward to say that a little-known militant Muhammad Aqil has been identified by Pakistani security agencies as the mastermind of the audacious attack on Sri Lankan cricketers in Lahore.
The police and security agency has conducted raids across the city to nab him but have proven futile as Muhammed Aqil is in fact a master of disguise and is an expert at blending into the population. Another challenge for Paki authorities is that his name is “Muhammed” which makes it very difficult to differentiate as 83% of Pakistan’s entire male population is named “Muhammed” and therefore singling out the suspect is next to impossible.
As of now the motive for the attack has not been established, but the Paki foreign minister says that they will identify and capture the Perpetrators of this brazen attack that left 6 Pakis dead.
Mar 11
AIADMK’s Jayalalithaa Jeyaram Joins the “Tamil Eelam Radical Weight Loss Program”
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[TamilNet, Wednesday, 11 March 2009, 01:35 GMT]
AIADMK general Secretary Dr. Jayalalithaa Jeyaram had decided to go on a Radical Fast (or Thileepan Impression) in order to lose the excess pounds she has gained from sitting on her lard ass and doing absolutely nothing for so many years.
It seems that the 400lb heifer has decided to follow in the footsteps of Thol. Thirumavalavan who recently completed his Fast-unto-Death performance in order to also loose a few pounds and bring attention to the Military GENOCIDE™ of the Freedom Fighter LTTE.
Describing the AIADMK as a principal political force in the State, Ms. Jayalalithaa’s fast would be soothing to the Tamils and it would help create confidence in them. Her hunger strike would send out a strong message across the nation and it would be welcoming to TOILET Nadu which currently has an extreme poverty situation where millions of Dalit Rat-catcher Tamils are left without much to eat due to the likes of Mrs. Jayalalithaa and Chief Minister Karunanidhi who consume far more than their fair share of the food supply.
The Food saved by the Fast would be sent in a special convoy to the North of the Sri Lanka (Tamil Eelam) to help feed the starving thousands of Eelamish Shrapnel Sponges that have been tirelessly defending Eelam with their bodies for the past couple of months.
It is estimated that the amount of food saved by Jayalalithaa’s sacrificing of a daily meal can feed all 70,000 Shrapnel sponges for a week. Jayalalithaa hopes to fast for at least 7 days or until she can fit into her Bikini again.
Mar 10
Mass Slaughter of Innocents at Chalai Beach
News, Defence, Battles 25 feedbacks »
[TamilNet, Tuesday, 10 March 2009, 02:50 GMT]
The Commandos 2nd Regiment and infantry of the 58th Division and Task Force 8 engaged in yet another orgiastic holocaust of hundreds of totally innocent Tamil civilians who had gone to Chalai to enjoy a day at the beach.
The ever-scheming GoSL has said that the victims were all elite LTTE Black Tigers and other crack troops whose counter-attack™ was absolutely crushed, but it’s obviously more punakku since all LTTE counter-attacks™ are 100% successful. Furthermore, the Black Tigers have a 354% success rate and therefore it really is hard to believe that they were on the receiving end of this almighty ass-whooping.
The video they have released is horrible to watch, with many totally innocent Tamil souls having being GENOCIDED™. Some of the dead bodies are still sunbathing in the sea! At elast they must have died happy. Even the flies can be seen enjoying themselves on the rotting, dismembered carcasses! This is a clear indication that the Sinhaloids have attacked an unarmed bunch of Bata slipper-wearing thambis and thangachchis who didn’t even have time to fire a shot in defence or even marathon® to safety.
The vile Sinhaloids have showed off tons of weapons, allegedly captured by their victims. TamilNet calls into question why a bunch of youth going to the beach would need weapons. Surely, our really smart and clever diASSpora and friends at Human Rights Watch, Amnesty Int’l and BBC can see for themselves that this was a totally unprovoked attack on innocent youth!
Mar 09
Norwegian Tamils Raise a Stink in front of Japan Embassy in Oslo
News 43 feedbacks »
[TamilNet, Monday, 09 March 2009, 01:00 GMT]
Nearly 200,000 Norwegian Tamils of Norwegian Tamil Federation (NTF) demonstrated by exposing the public to their unwashed backsides last month during between 2:00 p.m and 3:00 p.m (the only time off from their Toilet Cleaning Jobs that their white masters would grant them) in front of the Japanese Embassy, located on Wergekands veien, 15 in Oslo, urging Japan, one of the co-chair countries, to exert pressure on Sri Lanka to stop the Totally Unexaggerated GENOCIDAL™ war waged on the Tamils in Vanni, sources in Oslo said.
An official of the Japan Embassy accepted the memorandum submitted by NTF. Using only their clever cunning Tamil intellect and their stinky anal vapors they attempted to bring awareness to the crisis situation taking place in Tamil Eelam where there have been full fledged Homophobic penetrations by the Sinhala Army. Fortunately the situation is not bad and the LTTE are winning, because the SLA have only managed to capture a few insignificant Ghost Towns, and followed by a few natural weather disasters during the rainy season.
NTF leader Immolathan Baladonkey further entreated the Japan Ambassador to stop all its assistance to Sri Lanka and to help bring about an immediate ceasefire in Sri Lanka by lifting up his arms and attempting to choke the man in a cloud of his toxic armpit odor. This Tamil Ghandian technique is quite common among Tamils of TOILET Nadu who also use their pungent body odor as a form of self expression. Unfortunately the Japanese envoy who was sent out to deal with the crowd mistook them for Job seeking Toilet Tamils and told the Eelamians to return home as Japan already had an over populated Janitor class consisting of Chinese Coolies.
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Paki Government Identifies Mastermind of Lahore attack on Sri Lankan Cricket Team
News 6 feedbacks »
[TamilNet, Wednesday, 11 March 2009, 13:30 GMT]
The 100% competent Paki Government has come forward to say that a little-known militant Muhammad Aqil has been identified by Pakistani security agencies as the mastermind of the audacious attack on Sri Lankan cricketers in Lahore.
The police and security agency has conducted raids across the city to nab him but have proven futile as Muhammed Aqil is in fact a master of disguise and is an expert at blending into the population. Another challenge for Paki authorities is that his name is “Muhammed” which makes it very difficult to differentiate as 83% of Pakistan’s entire male population is named “Muhammed” and therefore singling out the suspect is next to impossible.
As of now the motive for the attack has not been established, but the Paki foreign minister says that they will identify and capture the Perpetrators of this brazen attack that left 6 Pakis dead.
Mar 11
AIADMK’s Jayalalithaa Jeyaram Joins the “Tamil Eelam Radical Weight Loss Program”
News 15 feedbacks »
[TamilNet, Wednesday, 11 March 2009, 01:35 GMT]
AIADMK general Secretary Dr. Jayalalithaa Jeyaram had decided to go on a Radical Fast (or Thileepan Impression) in order to lose the excess pounds she has gained from sitting on her lard ass and doing absolutely nothing for so many years.
It seems that the 400lb heifer has decided to follow in the footsteps of Thol. Thirumavalavan who recently completed his Fast-unto-Death performance in order to also loose a few pounds and bring attention to the Military GENOCIDE™ of the Freedom Fighter LTTE.
Describing the AIADMK as a principal political force in the State, Ms. Jayalalithaa’s fast would be soothing to the Tamils and it would help create confidence in them. Her hunger strike would send out a strong message across the nation and it would be welcoming to TOILET Nadu which currently has an extreme poverty situation where millions of Dalit Rat-catcher Tamils are left without much to eat due to the likes of Mrs. Jayalalithaa and Chief Minister Karunanidhi who consume far more than their fair share of the food supply.
The Food saved by the Fast would be sent in a special convoy to the North of the Sri Lanka (Tamil Eelam) to help feed the starving thousands of Eelamish Shrapnel Sponges that have been tirelessly defending Eelam with their bodies for the past couple of months.
It is estimated that the amount of food saved by Jayalalithaa’s sacrificing of a daily meal can feed all 70,000 Shrapnel sponges for a week. Jayalalithaa hopes to fast for at least 7 days or until she can fit into her Bikini again.
Mar 10
Mass Slaughter of Innocents at Chalai Beach
News, Defence, Battles 25 feedbacks »
[TamilNet, Tuesday, 10 March 2009, 02:50 GMT]
The Commandos 2nd Regiment and infantry of the 58th Division and Task Force 8 engaged in yet another orgiastic holocaust of hundreds of totally innocent Tamil civilians who had gone to Chalai to enjoy a day at the beach.
The ever-scheming GoSL has said that the victims were all elite LTTE Black Tigers and other crack troops whose counter-attack™ was absolutely crushed, but it’s obviously more punakku since all LTTE counter-attacks™ are 100% successful. Furthermore, the Black Tigers have a 354% success rate and therefore it really is hard to believe that they were on the receiving end of this almighty ass-whooping.
The video they have released is horrible to watch, with many totally innocent Tamil souls having being GENOCIDED™. Some of the dead bodies are still sunbathing in the sea! At elast they must have died happy. Even the flies can be seen enjoying themselves on the rotting, dismembered carcasses! This is a clear indication that the Sinhaloids have attacked an unarmed bunch of Bata slipper-wearing thambis and thangachchis who didn’t even have time to fire a shot in defence or even marathon® to safety.
The vile Sinhaloids have showed off tons of weapons, allegedly captured by their victims. TamilNet calls into question why a bunch of youth going to the beach would need weapons. Surely, our really smart and clever diASSpora and friends at Human Rights Watch, Amnesty Int’l and BBC can see for themselves that this was a totally unprovoked attack on innocent youth!
Mar 09
Norwegian Tamils Raise a Stink in front of Japan Embassy in Oslo
News 43 feedbacks »
[TamilNet, Monday, 09 March 2009, 01:00 GMT]
Nearly 200,000 Norwegian Tamils of Norwegian Tamil Federation (NTF) demonstrated by exposing the public to their unwashed backsides last month during between 2:00 p.m and 3:00 p.m (the only time off from their Toilet Cleaning Jobs that their white masters would grant them) in front of the Japanese Embassy, located on Wergekands veien, 15 in Oslo, urging Japan, one of the co-chair countries, to exert pressure on Sri Lanka to stop the Totally Unexaggerated GENOCIDAL™ war waged on the Tamils in Vanni, sources in Oslo said.
An official of the Japan Embassy accepted the memorandum submitted by NTF. Using only their clever cunning Tamil intellect and their stinky anal vapors they attempted to bring awareness to the crisis situation taking place in Tamil Eelam where there have been full fledged Homophobic penetrations by the Sinhala Army. Fortunately the situation is not bad and the LTTE are winning, because the SLA have only managed to capture a few insignificant Ghost Towns, and followed by a few natural weather disasters during the rainy season.
NTF leader Immolathan Baladonkey further entreated the Japan Ambassador to stop all its assistance to Sri Lanka and to help bring about an immediate ceasefire in Sri Lanka by lifting up his arms and attempting to choke the man in a cloud of his toxic armpit odor. This Tamil Ghandian technique is quite common among Tamils of TOILET Nadu who also use their pungent body odor as a form of self expression. Unfortunately the Japanese envoy who was sent out to deal with the crowd mistook them for Job seeking Toilet Tamils and told the Eelamians to return home as Japan already had an over populated Janitor class consisting of Chinese Coolies.
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