Once Mervyn Silva was coming out of the airport. As there was a huge rush
the security guard told him "wait please" for which Mervyn replied "82 Kgs"
and moved on...
~~~~~~~
Mervyn Silva wanted to know the time difference between his native village
and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist Board and asked them "Lamayoo..
could you tell me the time difference between here and Las Vegas...." The
lady at the other end replied "One second sir..." and Mervyn Silva
immediately replied "thank you" and put the phone down.
~~~~~~~~
At a bar in New York, the man to Mervyn Silva's left tells the bartender,
"Johnie Walker single."
And the man's companion says, "Jack Daniels single."
The bartender approaches Mervyn and asks, "and you Sir?"
Mervyn replies: "Mervyn Silva, married."
~~~~~~~~
Mervyn Silva decides to do paddy farming. Once he was among the herd of
buffaloes and while resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses
for a photo. Next day the photo appears in the front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption: "Mervyn Silva, third from left!"
~~~~~~~~~
Mervyn Silva was hosting a Japanese delegation for business development
projects in the country. The Japanese emissary was quite impressed with the
country. He stated:
"Sri Lanka is an excellent country. Give us three years and we will turn it
into an economic superpower like Japan." Mervyn Silva was very surprised.
"You Japanese are very inepicent," he stated. "Give me three days and I
will turn Japan into the next Sri Lanka!"
the security guard told him "wait please" for which Mervyn replied "82 Kgs"
and moved on...
~~~~~~~
Mervyn Silva wanted to know the time difference between his native village
and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist Board and asked them "Lamayoo..
could you tell me the time difference between here and Las Vegas...." The
lady at the other end replied "One second sir..." and Mervyn Silva
immediately replied "thank you" and put the phone down.
~~~~~~~~
At a bar in New York, the man to Mervyn Silva's left tells the bartender,
"Johnie Walker single."
And the man's companion says, "Jack Daniels single."
The bartender approaches Mervyn and asks, "and you Sir?"
Mervyn replies: "Mervyn Silva, married."
~~~~~~~~
Mervyn Silva decides to do paddy farming. Once he was among the herd of
buffaloes and while resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses
for a photo. Next day the photo appears in the front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption: "Mervyn Silva, third from left!"
~~~~~~~~~
Mervyn Silva was hosting a Japanese delegation for business development
projects in the country. The Japanese emissary was quite impressed with the
country. He stated:
"Sri Lanka is an excellent country. Give us three years and we will turn it
into an economic superpower like Japan." Mervyn Silva was very surprised.
"You Japanese are very inepicent," he stated. "Give me three days and I
will turn Japan into the next Sri Lanka!"
