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Message: <blockquote data-quote="isu4u" data-source="post: 1085466" data-attributes="member: 67625"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Once Mervyn Silva was coming out of the airport. As there was a huge rush </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">the security guard told him "wait please" for which Mervyn replied "82 Kgs" </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">and moved on...</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times NewRoman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times NewRoman'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">~~~~~~~</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Mervyn Silva wanted to know the time difference between his native village</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist Board and asked them "Lamayoo..</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">could you tell me the time difference between here and Las Vegas...." The </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">lady at the other end replied "One second sir..." and Mervyn Silva </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">immediately replied "thank you" and put the phone down.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">~~~~~~~~</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">At a bar in New York, the man to Mervyn Silva's left tells the bartender, </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"Johnie Walker single." </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">And the man's companion says, "Jack Daniels single." </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The bartender approaches Mervyn and asks, "and you Sir?" </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Mervyn replies: "Mervyn Silva, married." </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">~~~~~~~~</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Mervyn Silva decides to do paddy farming. Once he was among the herd of</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">buffaloes and while resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">for a photo. Next day the photo appears in the front page of a newspaper. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Guess the caption: "Mervyn Silva, third from left!" </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">~~~~~~~~~</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Mervyn Silva was hosting a Japanese delegation for business development</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">projects in the country. The Japanese emissary was quite impressed with the </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">country. He stated:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"Sri Lanka is an excellent country. Give us three years and we will turn it</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">into an economic superpower like Japan." Mervyn Silva was very surprised. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"You Japanese are very inepicent," he stated. "Give me three days and I </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">will turn Japan into the next Sri Lanka!"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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